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Filozofick\u00e9 chvilky<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Pro\u010d, chlapi, neberete na Cykloromantiku \u017eeny? … Proto\u017ee \u017eensk\u00e1 psychika je o **** jinde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Na\u0161e pravidlo je, \u017ee \u017eena nemus\u00ed m\u00edt kolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V\u00ed\u0161, pro\u010d se ten kluk zaj\u00edmal o tv\u00e9 auto? … Proto\u017ee byl autista.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zahr\u00e1dky ud\u011blali jen pro cyklisty, aby vid\u011bli na kola!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u00e1 s\u00fa katol\u00edk jak p…!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pokud m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 chodit, m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 i \u0159\u00eddit! … Pokud udr\u017e\u00ed\u0161 \u0159\u00edd\u00edtka, m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 i \u0161lapat!
\u2013 vset\u00ednsk\u00e1 \u2013<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jak\u00e9 je va\u0161e stanovisko? \u2013 Na\u0161e stanovisko je tady!
\u2013 v hospod\u011b \u2013<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doma je to v po\u0159\u00e1dku, ale d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 jsou body z venku!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kdo na\u0161\u00ed hospodu mine, ten \u017e\u00edzn\u00ed zhyne!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jsem botanik asi jako \u0161tukat\u00e9r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ve\u010der vy\u0161el perfektn\u011b a\u017e na ten Ban\u00edk!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Legia 2:1 Ban\u00edk \u2013<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cykloromantick\u00e1<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Mohli bychom p\u0159espat u m\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dky! … Je p\u011bkn\u00e1? … Je, ale m\u00e1 man\u017eela. A taky m\u00e1 klav\u00edr! … Jo, d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 je, \u017ee m\u00e1 klav\u00edr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chod\u00ed tady \u017eensk\u00e1 s po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fdm kombajnem, ale pro tv\u016fj kl\u00e1sek by to byla \u0161koda. (p\u0159\u00edvozsk\u00e1 Venu\u0161e)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Co jsi \u010dekal, Tome? N\u00ed\u017einu? Tak to si je\u010f do Dunajsk\u00e9 Stredy!
\u2013 odpov\u011b\u010f Tomovi p\u0159i stoup\u00e1n\u00ed na Kamenit\u00fd \u2013<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u017e budu cht\u00edt na h\u0159iby, nevezmu si kolo!
\u2013 z\u00e1kon alternativn\u00ed trasy<\/em> \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kdy\u017e m\u00e1\u0161 n\u00e1\u0161 dres, nejsi anonymn\u00ed!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kdy\u017e se to stane na Vset\u00edn\u011b, t\u011b\u017eko se tomu vyhne\u0161!
\u2013 odpov\u011b\u010f na ot\u00e1zku po p\u00e1du: Pil jsi?<\/em> \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e1\u0161 super kolo! … Ale m\u00e1m na hovno nohy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kdy\u017e se nab\u00edz\u00ed buchta, tak je to kanibalismus.
\u2013 Du\u0161an Buchta <\/em>\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pojedeme, ale nebylo \u0159e\u010deno kdy! D\u00e1me jedno a vyjedeme.
\u2013 1 pichva = jedna pivn\u00ed chvilka<\/em> \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nepot\u0159ebuji br\u00fdle. Mouchy umrk\u00e1m!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zajdi mi pro bike! Bobo, my m\u00e1me bike! Ty m\u00e1\u0161 kolo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e1\u0161 si 13 doma a nen\u00ed ti nic. Jede\u0161 ven, d\u00e1\u0161 13 a jsi nafouknut\u00fd jak mongolfi\u00e9ra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kli\u010dkujeme ve m\u011bst\u011b, jak bychom jeli VC Monaka!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zima<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Jak je? … St\u00e1le \u010dek\u00e1m, a\u017e mi sestoup\u00ed koule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Voda je \u017eivel<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e1te n\u011bkdo Vodafone? … No jedin\u011b, kdy\u017e ten telefon hod\u00ed\u0161 do vody!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jak otev\u0159e\u0161 stavidla, tak vodu nezastav\u00ed\u0161!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oktagon<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Sroluju t\u011b jak koberec v Orf\u011b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Filozofick\u00e9 chvilky Pro\u010d, chlapi, neberete na Cykloromantiku \u017eeny? … Proto\u017ee \u017eensk\u00e1 psychika je o **** jinde. Na\u0161e pravidlo je, \u017ee \u017eena nemus\u00ed m\u00edt kolo. V\u00ed\u0161, pro\u010d se ten kluk zaj\u00edmal o tv\u00e9 auto? … Proto\u017ee byl autista. Zahr\u00e1dky ud\u011blali jen pro cyklisty, aby vid\u011bli na kola! J\u00e1 s\u00fa katol\u00edk jak p…! Pokud m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 chodit, m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-6790","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cykloromantika.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cykloromantika.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cykloromantika.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cykloromantika.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cykloromantika.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6790"}],"version-history":[{"count":78,"href":"https:\/\/www.cykloromantika.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8974,"href":"https:\/\/www.cykloromantika.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6790\/revisions\/8974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cykloromantika.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}